Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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