How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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