Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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