I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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