She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Randomize
