I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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