So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
