i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I forget how to act sober
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