You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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