Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Randomize
