he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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