Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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