You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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