Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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