It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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