Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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