I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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