I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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