Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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