I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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