But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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