So drunk, too bad you don't want this
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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