sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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