This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
There r osticjed everywhere
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Randomize
