I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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