the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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