I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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