David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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