I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Someone came in the potted fern
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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