Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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