discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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