Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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