There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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