She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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