do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
only you would photoshop your dick
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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