its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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