I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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