I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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