tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Dicks are not precious.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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