no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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