Got a toothbrush?
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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