I just cut my nipple shaving
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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