I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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