$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
My feet surprised me
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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