It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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