Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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