his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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