im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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