I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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