Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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