mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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