I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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