he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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