How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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